Don’t dump December ended bro… It’s time to stop
Or start, in this case.
Good point
Fiber, lots of.
As a nurse, I can say this is always the answer, vegetables & fruit. The American diet is horrible for the GI system. When I went vegan some years ago I started having three a day, takes less than a minute apiece
Over here with my preferred snack of apple and peanut butter. Guess an apple a day DOES keep the doctor away huh?
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I started just mixing some psyllium husk into my usual water consumption, but that’s partially to support my intermittent fasting schedule.
The Lemmy cycle:
- bean memes
- shitposts
- beef memes
- memes about never pooping
- back to start
quick, get this poster some bean memes
points 2 and 4 are the same.
I just cleared hard drive of stroganoff memes so that better not come back.
You’re two thirds through the Lemmy 3 Days No Poop Challenge.
Hang in there!
Exactly my thought when i saw this post
Depends, are you trying to poop, or doing the 3 day challenge?
Not long ago on Lemmy this was a goal, not a problem.
Probably more effective than any of the suggestions so far:
Make sure you are well hydrated and do some exercise or at the very least a long or high-energy walk.
For the love of God eat fiber and drink water. How hard is this?
Some people have slower digestive systems than others
It’s not uncommon for me to go several days without a BM, no matter how healthily or unhealthily I’ve been eating
#🥵
Well, I haven’t pooped since last year, I bet that stuff is pretty damn hard by now if you really must know. 😅
Coprolite Diamonds?
That’s what killed Elvis fyi
I do drink a lot water and eat a lot of nuts and bananas, and apples and eggplants…
Drink some coffee
You can hold it in for up to 2 weeks, speaking from experience here.
You’ll be fine
Thank you for believing in me
What happens after those 2 weeks?
But oh, god, the pain. What a way to escapeTheStall.com !
I had to turn my prescription and left-overs back into the pharmacy after day 4 because the smallest opiate scripp left me in more pain than the original complaint and I had that gait that only really pregnant women or really old men have.
Why are you still holding on to last year’s shit?
Fiber and water. Find yourself a nice, vegetable soup recipe.
Try chewing gum, a few pieces a day.
BE VERY CAREFUL DOING THIS!!! you may accidentally chew too much gum, and blow a bubble so big that you float away into the sky.
You could also swallow it by mistake and it gets stuck for years.
What does it do
You’re just charging your ultimate attack.
Vege smoothie
Don’t Poop January
