I have to bounce around between languages so much I don’t really think I’m fluent in anything anymore. I may not be a bad programmer, but some of my programming is bad.

I’d be relieved for a 50/50 even though I’m guessing Fedderman is going to pull a Manchin and block progress.

Thank you

The real sea puppers are sea lions. They’re like angry mastiffs who like to shoulder check anything and everything that’s the same height as them, but seals just want to watch the world burn.

Just fork peeler from 4.2, rename it to “Skininator 4000” and set up a BuyMeACoffee button.

Her bonds will go on.

The idiom represents a race so close that someone has to be watching the wire to be sure which horse crosses first. It’s one step from a “photo finish.”

Every one of these stories about DJT stock in the month of October has been missing the same subheadline. “Stock price dips to what is was at a few days ago, then quickly recovers.” Which can probably be read as “Whale cashes out, Quiltists fill in the hole.”

We’re right to imprison them in clocks.

The ones that moved to NYC, maybe. But no one likes soggy, salt-watered crust.

The answer seems obvious. Introduce the turtles to Kraft Mac and Cheese. Its better than jellyfish and still comes in a paperboard box.

It’s sitting at $50/share, and is near its all time high.

It’s funny how the stock suddenly started going up when a single crypto whale started pumping Trump on Polymarket, now there are these sudden crashes as if some large holder of DJT it dumping en masse, and the last time this happened Trump complained about the market not allowing the crash to continue. And all right after Trump and the other major holders became legally allowed to sell… weird.

But was that enough to win the Nickelodeon’s Kids Electoral College?

Should not? I’m only seeing arguments in favor.

Because Ted might lose. That’s a pretty great reason.

Next the beavers will be saying that they’re bigger than Jesus Christ.

Daddy’s emerald money can’t buy maturity, so what good is it?

Every comicsands.com post is just a chain of orange, “Privacy Badger has replaced this X (Twitter) widget” boxes for me.

Thanks Privacy Badger. Do better Comicsands.

They’ve also started to become the adults in the room sometimes. I’m not sad to see it, but it feels weird.