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A tongue that eats your food while you eat your food. It’s like foodception up in here.

Wow, fuckin republicans trying to prevent servicemembers from voting is completely fucked. “We support our military!”

I remember this meme

Holy shit, Janet, the fuck you think minions, underlings, and henchmen are for? What, did you just wake up this morning and decided on a fucking whim that “like, idunno, I’m thinking my mood’s giving… like… (toe twirl) idunno… evilly scientisty! Yeah! Let’s give that shot!”

Fucking get your shit together, Janet. FFS

Hope they were issued their pocketful of sunflower seeds.

Texas needs to be sued for being Texas.

feds coming fo yo ass now you better run

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McTrumpald’s stock price has taken a bit of a hit, it seems. Down by a little over 2$ today. Should start to see the cons try to rally pretty soon, I’d guess.

Done.

Fucking pass? lol

Leave lemmy

Broke mob propaganda.

Heiress to the Hilton hotel corporation. And apparently some sort of socialite/minor celebrity, it seems.

There we go!

They’re archaeologists you fuck mook, poking around in the grave of a 5000 year old Kazakh teen girl in with 180 sheep ankle bones it is their entire fucking business. No one’s saying shit about your bronze-plated pizza tent collection.

They could’ve gone with the “Ugh, I’m bored with whatever this event is (where am I, again? Sweden? Sri Lanka? Same thing, really.)”, but knew that kind of photo doesn’t bleed, so they went with, “THE GERBILS AND MICE ARE EATING THE BOSNIANS! THE SAVAGE DEMOCRATS ARE MAKING THE GERBILS AND MICE EAT THE GODDAMNED BOSNIANS!” instead, because if it bleeds, it leads.

Variety using photos that make Harris look impassioned, and trump unhinged lol

Put a sniper on top of the cart in case the switchman gets bought out. Ain’t taking no chances.

Bueen Elizabish