Factorio is considered “slightly woke” since enemies attack pollution producing machinery… Holy hell these guys are insane
Female front line troops are woke. Guess civ is out of the question for these people
Halo Infinite is woke because “female frontline soldiers and are indistinguishable from male soldiers”
Troops? Bro, even female villagers/workers are woke in Age of Empires. Apparently they want them to work less efficiently than male ones for the sake of realism: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/Woke_Content_Detector/discussions/1/4763207599014826946/
The bottom of the website says it’s a joke.
THIS website is a joke but its pulling from a real list that isnt a joke and is entirely unironic.
I figured traffic to this site vs the original list was better for everyone so I didnt include the original source.
Ahhh word. Some of the stuff was so insane I legit thought it was parody
Oh damn that changes everything. Hilarious and now kind of sad though, thanks for sharing.
Yeah, but anyone can click on the links to the more detailed explanations, which are even more unhinged.
Even so, there are enough stupid people that seriously believe this stuff and think their opinion is more popular than it is thanks to such jokes
insane One could even call them… woke
Nobody tell Kovarex.
Looked up my list and it’s really curious to see the ratings for my favorite games. Some games were marked “woke” for things I absolutely wouldn’t have thought of, while in other games I think some of the messaging flew over their heads.
Woke: Counterstrike, because there are female skins
Not Woke: FTL, where the main goal is to defeat an organization of violent racist facists.
Not Woke: FTL, where the main goal is to defeat an organization of violent racist facists.
Ehh, I’ve played the game a fair bit over the years and haven’t noticed that detail
Isn’t the rebelion’s whole deal that they’re human supremacists?
I didn’t use to read the texts too carefully when playing, so idk, I don’t remember it. But Wikipedia agrees with you, so I guess that’s how it is.
Come to think of it, even if they missed the narrative motivation, they would still have to count it as woke because it has female crew members who are just as efficient and strong as male ones. I shit you not, that was their complaint regarding Age of Empires 2 and 3…
The human supremecist plot is told through bits of text but also the fact that all rebel ships have 100% human crew.
Meanwhile the Federation (which is the government the player is fighting to preserve) values diversity and attempts to make peace with all the aliens.
One of the achievements you need to unlock one of the federation ships is to have a crew with at least 6 different species or something like that.
Where most of it comes from:
Just wanted to point out the Metal Slug section of the list. It’s woke because the frontline soldiers are women.
These “people” are mentally deficient.
Love these games. Must be why I love treating women like human beings.
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And IIRC they also had a handful of (possibly furry) VNs on the list.
Or just Life is Strange
Oml, Garry’s Mod is woke for not letting people use swastikas -_-
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Yep. I can attest to that.
Here’s an option for you!
Gonna ask my bottom surgeon if they can make it sentient
A sentient vagina? Oh, like Oprah Winfrey!
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Well there is this here:
And then of course there is the obvious choice:
This list is hilarious. It’s so inconsistent. Assassin’s Creed is woke because of a line in the fucking start screen of the game. Most games I love are woke according to them. What a sad existence must these people have when they cannot play all these great games. Cyberpunk? Woke! Satisfactory? Woke! Hades? Woke! Jedi Fallen Order and Survivor? Both woke! Celeste? Extremely Woke!
They should make a second meme page for it that changes woke to based and reverses the colours while keeping the comments intact.
i absolutely love your proposal. petition to make this happen
To be fair Hades is pretty gay. Some of the classifications are ridiculous but I agree with calling hades woke. Well or based I like that more.
I mean, ancient Greek mythology IS gay.
i lol for the final fantasy 15 one
Contains overtly pro-DEI messaging. In Lestallum, women work in the factory while men raise children and take care of the household. There is no explanation for why this is the case.
also ff7 being subtle pro climate messaging and forced ecoterrorism lol fellas is it woke to stop an ancient alien from another world from destroying the planet with a meteor?
Contains overtly pro-LGBTQ+ messaging. Option to make the player character a man married to another man. Features homosexual interactions and romance.
can u believe they put an option to make a male pc marry another man in dream daddy the gay dating simulator? what’s this world coming to?
asdklajdklajdakd @ assemble with care: “Contains overtly pro-DEI messaging. The player character is a WOC who can fix any antique. She immediately finds plenty of work in a town she has never been to before. 2 of her 4 clients are also WOC.”
There is no explanation for why this is the case.
They are soooo close to getting it.
Perfect list to buy new games.
Maybe we should have one of these but for socialism-friendly lists; games that are produced for and by a self-organised worker corporative!
A solo dev would kinda be a worker cooperative wouldn’t it?
I like how Helldiver’s II is “slightly woke.”
It’s perfect. Because I have seen actual fascist sympathizers get angry about the idea of it being satire.
Hell yeah
My favourite is this one
My game isn’t done yet, but uuh how do I apply to be on the woke list?
Add a checkbox that’s labeled woke mode, but never explain what it actually does.
you have to enable it to play the game, otherwise your character just keeps sleeping and the game never starts
honk honk shoooo
mimimimimiIndie game blobun did basically that. Unwoke gamers could disable lesbians from an option in the menu. Selecting this removed the main character, who is canonically lesbian, from the game leaving it unplayable.
Based dev, lesbians les goooo
Now THAT is a good idea! I’ll make it checked by default as well.
Just stick a rainbow flag in the background somewhere. Apparently, that’s enough for this particular flavour of idiot.
Add the option to be trans and that should do it
A shit, that’s gonna be hard since I’m not implementing gender at all. Cause they say to only write what you know, and I don’t know no genders…
They consider that woke too. Dinkum has ungendered characters and is therefore apparently woke
Non binary player characters, woke as fuck.
Just add a checkbox that says “trans”, but does not do anything actually.
Wait, it does do something. If you check the box then a little pop-up tells you “10% of the population hate you now :)”
Based game dev. If I may ask, what kind of game are you making? I’ll definitely give it a try when it’s done
It’s hard to explain, but it’s a web game in a similar vein to Neopets, but the active gameplay leans more in the direction of a Rougelike 😆 It probably requires quite the specific taste to enjoy it, I’m just building exactly what I would like to play myself haha
Looking through the list it seems that adding optional they/them pronouns for the player character is enough.
I love Woke Content Detector. It’s sold me on a whole bunch of games over the last few months. I would never have stumbled upon Kitsune Tails without their recommendation. :)
I thought it’d be fun to check the Assassin’s Creed games. All super woke for about as absurd reasons as you can imagine. My favorite one though was Assassin’s Creed Black Flag which is woke apparently because it shows Mary Reed engaging in crossdressing. Which is funny because if you go to the Wikipedia page for Mary Reed you’ll see an 18th century wood engraving of her dressed in men’s clothing.
In all fairness, women dressing as men in the 18th century were very real and definitely woke af
This is hilarious. Randomly reminds me of some website from the 1990s/early 2000s that had “Christian” movie reviews. Even the most innocuous films imaginable were labelled mega offensive. Except for explicitly Christian films, and one old film which the author really liked so it was only labelled mildly offensive after an impressive show of mental gymnastics.
Close! But after some digging it turns out what I was thinking of was Childcare Action Project aka CAPalert. …jeez, last review is from 2013? I have some reading up to do.
(Last time I read this was in the 2000s. …As you can probably tell from the site layout.)
I do not believe it.
I love the thought that someone “anti woke” played through Gay World just to make sure it is actually woke
2184 hours played. They had to really make sure.
features a setting where straight people are arrested and forced to engage in homoerotic activity
