• BeardedSingleMalt@kbin.social
    1171·
    11 months ago

    • All the workers have forearm tattoos

    • At least 3 people are wearing beanies in the middle of summer

    • Bacon is $4 extra

    • The burger comes out on a bun drenched in butter and is so greasy/oily that halfway through it may as well have been served in a bowl

    • Nakedmole@lemmy.world
      192·
      11 months ago

      Also:

      • The waiter has a twirled moustache and wears a mesh shirt combined with a bowler hat
      • The $4 extra bacon is burned to charcoal strips
    • Nfamwap@lemmy.world
      161·
      11 months ago

      Drinks are served in jars, and your fries, well, you get 8 fries in a rusty old can.

    • Altima NEO@lemmy.zipEnglish
      5·
      11 months ago

      Also the heat is cranked up uncomfortably high. The air is muggy. The whole place smells of onion.

    • xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world
      2·
      11 months ago

      The sound is provided entirely by a neglected Technics 1200 that nobody knows how to adjust accept the barback that only works on Wednesdays and Fridays.

    • Shenanigore@lemm.ee
      2·
      11 months ago

      I hat that brushed butter bullshit. If you want a butter burger, it goes on the hamburger patty,

    • psmgx@lemmy.world
      2·
      11 months ago

      At this point pretty much all BOH staff in any resto are packing tons of tats. Probably easier to count the ones who don’t