The green glow probably comes from the contained radium

I am personally more partial to the Minness

Damn I know what you mean. It’s dangerously easy to forget how bad a trip was when you’re sober

Didn’t realize birds spoke French

At least they’re not crosses or whatever now

And saved themselves the $100 for the journey

Are they stupid? They could have just jumped.

The floor is Java

Not just suggesting, the article says that some have even castrated their birds, which I didn’t know was possible

A mug and a signed card to say sorry

They need to paint one like a duck for the lolz

Shame, I particularly miss Panasonic and Sony

Isnt that literally the democratic party

Don’t know which one I prefer as a cuck tbh

I think this is one of the funniest post-humor memes I’ve seen. 10/10

Political choices and lobbying

I love it when the government finds out when I have sex. It’s so romantic – just me, her, and the CIA.

How have TVs gotten so cheap. It’s gotta be shit.

I bet Bert and Ernie are gay

Does anyone know how to contact the devs (FramaSoft)? They haven’t replied to either my email or my forum post