The number of skeletons inside of a human body is statistically greater than 1.
Fuck, that’s a good one
I like skull more, but both are great.
I don’t get this one…?
Bebe
This might help
Skeletons, not bones
Preggerant
actually, you’re forgetting about amputees and people born with fewer limbs. it’s likely less than 1.
Skeleton, not bones. Amputees still have.a skeleton, don’t they?
I lost my skele back in 'nam
Dang commies!
We didn’t make Agent Orange. That was Monsanto, and Dow.
the question is: is a skeleton that’s missing pieces still “one skeleton”? And if so, at which point does it become not a skeleton? Because i’m reasonably sure you wouldn’t call a severed foot a skeleton even though it is still arguably “one skeleton” that is just missing a lot of pieces.
i think a skeleton is just multiple bones together that are attached. A pile of bones isn’t a skeleton, it’s a pile of bones
so by your definition a severed foot is, indeed, a skeleton. huh.
If an anthropologist found a 2-million year old intact foot, I think they’d call it a skeleton, sure.
i somehow have a feeling that they’d call that a partial skeleton (aka. less than one)
And you’re forgetting that about 1% of the population is pregnant at any given time and has another whole human inside of them.
honestly curious about how those two would end up statistically balancing out.
Of the ~100 billion humans who have ever lived, ~8 billion of them are still alive. Therefore, your chance of dying is only 92%, not 100%.
Yeah but no one of them survived the
116th122th year.These things are always subject to challenge but as I understand the oldest ‘verified’ person to have ever lived was 122 when they died.
Ho yes you’re right, just checked and that was Jeanne Calment.
I’m going full Bilbo Baggins is i make it to 111 years old
122nd*
Not if Mike Tyson says it
Who knows, at some point we might figure out how to stop/reverse aging, so your chance of dying (in the foreseeable future) is not 100%, only very close to it
Big (soft) brain moment
The average person has fewer than two legs.
Some women have four legs. It’s a temporary condition, but I gander that it’s common enough to offset the amputees.
What happens if I put my foot up your ass? Whose foot is it in this equation?
Depends, do you have control of it once it’s in? If not, then it’s probably still the other person’s, they’re just using you as a shoe.
I’ve been told he’s tight, so my foot will probably get numb due to the contractions.
Doesn’t matter, the total amount stays the same
Calm down, Red Foreman.
Looks like your ass is next in line.
Red Foreman’s, obviously.
Who is providing oxygen and nutrients to your foot?
Unless there’s a lot of dudes with 3 it really is less than 1 on average.
https://www.statista.com/statistics/737923/us-population-by-gender/
Shut up before we start talking about p values…
p is stored in the balls…
Did you just assume my p-values!?
No, but I know what you LSmean
Let’s all calm down, and have some Chi at the square.
4 out of 5 participants enjoy gang rape
68% of statistical facts are incorrect, including this one
They say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brain, 97 percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drain
So in other words I’m above average
If we’re including all humans, the mean is likely below 1, the median is possibly 1 and possibly 0, and the mode is probably 0.
If we’re limiting to the male sex, then the mode and median are probably 2, and the mean somewhere between 1 and 2.
I’m partially responsible for this stat
For every snake on Earth, there is one snake dick. Half of all snakes are female.
I am doing my part!
He didn’t dare talk to Razek about an average of one hand. Otherwise the medics would have been very busy.
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