What

Uniball eye fine

I’ve used the same one for 3 years at work and it only just started to run out, so I got another.

Louis G

It’s also a refreshing beverage

The optics on this are great. Any potential customer is reminded that if they buy a t*sla, they earn a target on their back

That exchange rate is wild

Proles don’t hurt proles.

CT owners aren’t proles tho

A superior parasite would keep the host alive for hundreds of years past it’s normal lifespan, while ensuring that nothing of the host survives.

Free swag, free food.

Last defense contractors expo I went to (for free) they had yo-yos, rubicks cubes, vacuum flask water bottles and lanyards. I took a bunch and sold them for a dollar each at the local swapmeet.

I kept the 3D printed metal submarine keychain though.

It’s a carrot on the end of the stick that’s tied to your back

Factorio here I come.

Would mould live on live wood?

Stupid language (it’s the only one I speak)

The dictators handbook, yes.

Straight out of the dictators handbook.

“Buyer to collect”?

Chickens love pizza too

Fail early fail once.

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I write long wordy emails with pictures all the time. The truth is, it’s not for the recipient, it’s actually for me, in 7 months time when I forgot that client ever existed and they pop back up wanting XYZ and I need to remember what we did last time.

The pictures and diagrams are for me.

Not seen: Prison-issued thigh high rainbow socks.