My expectation is that this is something core that programmers should be aware of all the time. Forgetting about this is like forgetting what an interface is. It’s at the core of what we do. At least I think so, maybe I’m wrong assuming this is something every programmer should be aware of all the time.

Do we really need a video about this in 2024? Shouldn’t this be already a core part of our education as software engineers?

The title of the post is “how to avoid if-else hell”, not “how to avoid conditionals”. Not sure what’s your point.

Don’t worry guys, the billionaires already built their bunkers and their space ships! Just as planned.

I was thinking the other day that we no longer see bugs around the house I grew up in. When I was a kid my house was always full of bugs, we live next to a protected natural area, so it was impossible to keep them out. Anyways, I’ve always loved bugs so they were welcome. I moved out and whenever I go there are no animals to be seen. I can’t even hear birds or see iguanas walking around. It’s so disturbing.

For large companies that serve many customers 5K per year is a drop in a bucket. If it provides their customers with a more secure experience, it is worth it.

Springboot is very confusing. The inheritance tree is insane, they created a class for everything, which I get… But it is so hard to understand the whole scope their design.

I can smell them like at a 1m distance. They smell bad. The first time I realized what they smell like, I took a bite of a muffin that I left on the counter. I tasted the muffin and another bad flavor so I looked and it had ants. From that moment I could smell them, not because I couldn’t smell them before but because now I knew what they smelled like.

He’s asking for a water color painting of his surprised face looking at the article. Color him surprised please.

Black - biology? What the fuck is wrong with you.

DuckDuckGo does sell your information, doesn’t it? I thoughts that was their business model.

So you don’t mind when companies share files with your personal data?

Alternatives for WhatsApp and Google Search that won’t sell your information?

GODDAMN SPOILERS

Alabama Primes.

Fun fact, in Spanish “prime numbers” is “números primos”. Primos can also mean cousins. So yeha, today I found that there are sexy cousin numbers. And apparently there are also the cousin cousin numbers.

https://es.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Número_primo_primo

Still remember my father’s face when he realized I was sharing all his personal documents with Limewire.

My internet was so slow that I was tweaking all the settings and doing pattern analysis on bandwidth traffic with nonsense tweaks. So I probably tweaked that setting and felt the internet was 10kbps faster.

I also recall placing the modem under a blanket because I thought the internet was faster when the modem was warmer. My father’s face when he saw the modem had melted… and the flabbergasted repair technicians theorizing that our house was probably hit by a thunder and it caught fire somehow. Little did they know.

I was just a desperate kid willing to try anything to be able to download 1 song per day.

So, where did you bury her?

Yeha, I could also point far right authoritarian governments and say that capitalism is bad… But that would be stupid.

Well, the title is click bait then.

Title: “Linux is the worst!”

Content: if your favorite software is Microsoft Excel.

Cells: 🫣🫨😢