Reminds me of another classic:

Republicans would eat shit just to breathe on a democrat.

Now this is a good one. I’m visualizing someone wearing a red cap with some ironic anti-maga thing on the front. From behind, they look just like another and any other maga-asshole. And they may even get sucker-punched for it.

Or the kind of people who find the bleakest things “hee-larious” in the comments.

“He who stands on toilet, is high on pot”
-Confucious, 1987

ah yes the teachings from the confused wise guy