They’re bringing back K9?

That is the dog equivalent of Half-Life 2’s stalkers. There is no way this is a coincidence.

Many criteria are used to pick best in breed for the cyberdog category including traction, the total length of wiring, and quality of audio equipment (especially the subwoofers).

HL2 Stalker ass lookin’ dog.

Wow, eldritch horrors beyond my imagination. Today has just been a wild ride for me.

Existence is suffering

I hate this dog.

counter warfare to the gun cat

Clearly the battery is positioned there in order to enable charging via belly rubs

Marjorie Taylor Greene

I’m gonna pet it anyways

Yes, you can walk him. Ofcourse after he goes, you have to refill the canister.

Futurama - Robo Puppy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKq4C8ReooA

Birds were just a deception all along

NOPE

Robogreyhound