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Cake day: July 22nd, 2023

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  • Worked tech support for an ISP. The tech side was well managed and smart. (Left when that changed.)

    The customer service side fielded TV and account related calls. They were driven by average calls times. What a cluster. Guess who straight hung up on customers when the call went too long? Some people would call be 4-5 times.

    Meanwhile, we could take all the time it took to resolve. A 1-hour call is way cheaper than rolling a truck. Yet some assholes would roll trucks for nothing, then bitch there were no trucks left.



  • I’ve seen both conditions with pitcher plants, don’t know what to think.

    The swamp down the street is packed with nutrients, has to be, and that’s where I’ve seen them thrive. OTOH, I’ve seen fields of them where it’s marshy, but I’d guess the soil is thin like everywhere else around here.




  • In the Discworld books witches are much like local doctors. There’s a young witch that can’t convince a family to move the privy away from the garden, which is making them sick. She tries to explain there are tiny, tiny animals that are coming from the poop and that’s what’s making them ill. They smile politely and don’t change anything.

    The old witch comes along and it explains that the problem is the goblins in the outhouse and to move it far away from the garden. They happily do so.





  • Buried an 80G trash can in the yard, made a water garden. Took a slightly smaller plastic window box, drilled holes in the sides and bottom, screwed it to the side.

    Transplanted Sarracenia and sundews are going nicely crazy. (I know, not legal to grab them out the wild, but I’m working on growing more and have reintroduced them to my swamp in the boonies.)

    BONUS: We got dragonflies hovering around! And the trees frogs are back! Love me some insectivores, plant or animal.


  • Pitcher plants and sundews aren’t nearly as picky as fly traps. Those things evolved in a very particular environment, whereas pitchers and sundews are more forgiving.

    I kayak the local swamp, and sundews and pitchers go nuts in everyday direction of light. Serious. I was trying to judge which direction they thrived in, don’t matter. They grow robustly on every side of the stumps, north, south, shady, full sun, whatever. Just gotta stay wet(ish)!








  • shalafi@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlHow old were the founding fathers?
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    Could a reply be any more perfect?!

    Louis: Hot as balls, forever young, immortal, never grow sick, never die, best friend is a literal rock star, has to eat a poodle now and again.

    “Woe is me!”

    I’m in the woods and swamps a lot. Always think of this line:

    “Then on a diet of the blood of snakes, toads, and all the putrid life of the Mississippi…”