Makeup is “chemicals that destroy your skin”? What on earth.

I know this is pedantic, but that’s a cross, not a crucifix. The difference is that a crucifix has jesus on it.

I only mention this because I was hoping to see a bedazzled jesus corpse and was super disappointed.

Is there a green gatorade?

Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys

Shirling

Holy shit. This is either really egregious ineptitude or intentional persecution of a political “enemy” of Trump’s. I’m not sure which because Halligan is so deeply unqualified for her position. Maybe it’s both.

Couldn’t you just suggest “On se tutoie?”?

Pick my nose and wipe it on the interviewer’s desk, and acknowledge nothing.

Mortgage, no question.

Classic Wormantha.

Thank you!

Sephora has a boatload of products. $60 isn’t unheard of for some things like skincare, but a $60 highlighter is likely to be a luxury brand like Dior, Westman Atelier, Guerlain, or Prada. And the difference between those and less expensive highlighters is that you’re paying for the brand name. For $30-40 you can get a mid-tier highlighter like Nars, ABH, or Rare Beauty that will still be beautiful and probably has more product per dollar than the luxury brand does.

For example: the ABH Glow Seeker highlighter is $40 for 11 grams which equals $3.64 per gram

And the Dior Forever Glow highlighter is $60 for 6 grams which equals $10 per gram

People can spend their money how they want but personally I’d never pay $60 for a highlighter.

Looks delicious! Can you share the recipe please?

It looks like she’s at the store trying the tester. $60 for a highlighter is legit insane though.

That motherfucker’s always spiked with pain

Why is he a mii

Spidersloth, spidersloth
Does whatever a spidersloth does

Hell yeah!

I’m from NJ and these are all different sounds to me. This short shows the difference: https://youtube.com/shorts/S3EaMZUXQYs

These fucking pieces of shit are a disgrace. Name and shame and make their lives unlivable.