I’m sorry, wtf!!! A gallon of paint??? Please OP, that’s ridiculous. We use metric here in Japan, it’s 4 liters of paint. Do some research and get it right next time!
Finnish breakfast:
Coffee, vodka and a cigarette.
Everything a body needs.
Got offered this exactly by my friend’s grandpa in Romania
Where do I apply?
If you want to have vodka for breakfast, bah gawd you can just do it, no need to apply to anything.
Nutritious AND delicious!
Vodka is made from potatoes
Potatoes contain most of the nutrients you need to survive
QED vodka is a balanced breakfast
This is clearly out of date. The traditional UK breakfast now is nothing because inflation means I can only afford 1.5 meals a day.
You might have to cut down on the beans, but you can still have a semi-traditional bowl of sadness for breakfast. Most important meal of the day.
Jokes on you, I’m having sadness for breakfast dinner and tea.
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Just do breakfast and bangers and mash for dinner, skip the bangers.
Boom: 1.5 meals. Just worry about potato crop failure.
Have you seen the price of baked beans lately?
France: coffee and nicotine cancer sticks
Accurate. Also known as a champion’s breakfast.
If a German has leftovers he helpfully leaves them atop pool chairs to feed the hungry.
Greece: the cheapest coffee the world has ever seen and Καρελια cigarettes
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Avast, this is treason, TREASON I SAY
Treason against the British is the best kind of treason!
That‘s a common misconception. This ain‘t a 1998 Ford Focus, it‘s a 2010 Ford C-Max.
Germans eat Bröt mit Bröt
Brötchen for the first breakfast, Brot for the second.
Germans- Bread, cheese and some variety of ham
Turkish breakfast
I understand the first two. I guess I don’t get the rest.
It’s random so it’s funny holds up spork
Why can’t i relate anything i’m from india and a zoomer
Drat, I’ve made coffee instead of paint again. One day I’ll get it right.
Butterbrot. You know where.
