https://arxiv.org/abs/2404.10002
Abstract (emphasis mine):
The concept of a ‘Ballmer Peak’ was first proposed in 2007, postulating that there exists a very specific blood alcohol content which confers superhuman programming ability. More generally, there is a commonly held belief among software engineers that coding is easier and more productive after a few drinks. Using the industry standard for assessment of coding ability, we conducted a search for such a peak and more generally investigated the effect of different amounts of alcohol on performance. We conclusively refute the existence of a specific peak with large magnitude, but with p < 0.001 find that there was a significant positive effect to a low amount of alcohol - slightly less than two drinks - on programming ability.
There’s obviously an xkcd for this
The concept of a ‘Ballmer Peak’ was first proposed in 2007
where do you thnk it was proposed?
I’d argue that this is for the XKCD, not the other way around.
The centre is .1337
p < .0001337
You have way too many zeroes.
Would you say that it’s a very significant amount of zeros?
Lol that is Fig 1. In the paper :)
Posted Oct. 1 2007.
“first proposed in 2007”
I wonder if Randall has seen this?
The Inebriati strike again.
I’ve found that the best way to utilize alcohol when programming is to code sober and comment drunk. It’s a wonderful way to make commenting both fun to write and to read later.
I have tried coding under the influence, but I can’t do it. Even small amounts of alcohol makes it really hard to do anything complex. But if it works for you, good on ya.
Also works for customer service. Have a ridiculously minor issue that really doesn’t matter but still irks a small part of you and you’re too much of a wimp to speak up about? Check your sent folder in the morning after a night of drinking.
Protip: [email protected].
I did some of my best problem solving on Vicodin.
Two beers and I’m fully functional.
“Ancient Persians reportedly debated big decisions twice: once drunk and once sober.”
Modern Persians still do so too, just a little bit illegally
Knew a guy in university that looked like a young Prince Charles that would pop half a tab of LSD whenever he ran into an issue he couldn’t solve. Somehow that worked.
This was in the late 90s early 00s, well before Randall made the comic about The Ballmer Peak
I once worked in IT for an MSP that kept beer on tap in the office for this exact reason. Techs were encouraged to have a beer or two when stumped on an issue. It worked surprisingly well.
This did result in a few years of struggling with alcohol issues tho.
#1544 - I can no longer code without drinking at least 3 glasses of beer, am I becoming an alcoholic? - [Duplicate] [Won’t fix]
The basis of the paper
Also, https://xkcd.com/323/
I came to post this, but I’m happier to see that it’s already here!
I absolutely know this is case with my writing. Really helps you enter a flow state. Not to be trifled with, Mitchell and Webb did a sketch on it actually and they also went with “just under two drinks”.
Here’s the sketch: https://youtu.be/VTSCppeFzX4?si=kXnXSTiF1xWo-d9J
Yeah, I was thinking this seems to be the case with many things, not just programming. Just don’t drive please.
Came here to say this, a glass of wine is a great help
I do it with many drinks and then send before I sober up. You just have to pray that you never see that text again.
I cannot code unless sober from all stimulants except coffee.
This also works for pool. Don’t ask me how I know.
In my experience I can write more code after a few drinks. However I usually find that the code is of low quality when I check it the next day…
Really? I’ve written code so advanced while drunk that I couldn’t even understand it the next day, but it did what it was supposed to do and solved complex issues.
If you can’t understand it, is it high quality?
I have no idea! But it looked very complicated and advanced, and did what it was supposed to do. LOL
I mean maybe that just means you were bad at naming which is the hardest part! When I’m sober I spend a lot of thought on naming things, and when it gets skipped over while drunk I’m just like wtf did I write?
So you’re saying you can’t write readable code while drunk
I have written brilliant code while drunk that I didn’t understand the next day. I doubt I could have even solved the problem sober.
Surely that’s work worthy of an IG Nobel prize?
The Unity office in Bellevue used to have beer on tap in the cafeteria. Idk if it still does what with all the fuckery going on… Maybe one day I’ll actually go into the office and I can report back
If you walk around Microsoft’s office buildings, you’ll see several people’s personal offices with full bars in them.
Humblebrag
I don’t understand? It seemed like a fun and relevant tidbit to me. Also there is no bragging about working for Unity anymore the place is a disaster
Apparently Mr. Ballmer is a real programmer at Microsoft. Even better, he was still working at Microsoft in 2007 when the comic came out, but retired a few years later.
He was the CEO at the time, and I don’t know that he was ever involved with writing any code.
But he loved those DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS!