marmalade

Voters of colour, very funny.

I’ve grown lots of cucumbers, and while I haven’t shoved them in my arse, I can confirm that they are smooth. Ridge cucumbers can have spikes, you may be thinking of them.

calorie-dense nutrient paste

Why are they so wonderful?

flour and grease smear

Nobody is performing abortions with a plastic coat hanger. Precession of simulacra in real time, that’s remarkable.

I was referring to the sex and drugs part. I don’t party at all anymore.

I think that’s just called “a party”.

Honestly, if you’ve got the time and the capability I would recommend reading at least Capital 1, it’s incredibly well written.

It looks like you’re doing fine mate, congratulations.

Be my guest, I much prefer Asian women.

I don’t think she’s very good.

I won’t be getting either, but if I was forced to choose, the PS5.

whole-ass milk

Your writing could use a little polishing.

That seems cheap.

What chat?

Holy shit, me too! It’s almost more than I can handle.

I think it’s called uniform dating or something.