I take “what the absolute fuck” to mean there’s a platonic ideal of “fuck” and that’s what they’re referring to.
But this did make me want to find out the etymology of “absolute” :
Being all out of fucks to give also implies they are finite and exchangeable.
Are fucks a form of cryptocurrency?!
A currency for sure. Both crypto and not
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“What kind of fuckery is this?”
Yes, this is correct.
You dont even have to be a math nerd to innately know this.
Like, I’m about to go to work & dispense imaginary fucks all day (because math-lord knows I have to real fucks to give anymore).
(The thing is they are both imaginary as well as irrational fucks, which complicates math a lot & I only work with fuck approximations)
Yes to all of those.
Source, my time in the Army.
what the absolute fuck implies relative fucks; it’s not a math term
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yes it is.
¿Porque no los dos?
Of course there is imaginary fucking. What do you think people do when they jerk off?
No that’s simulated fucking. Imaginary would be a wet dream
Both could be both. You could have an imaginary fuck while awake, you could have a simulated fuck with a wet dream that doesn’t involve any fucking, stimulating fucking without actually imagining it
We also need irrational fucks for the complex field don’t we?
We already have irrational fucks, they’re called politicians.
Brilliant, and succinct. 10 points
So now we have both irrational and fractional fucks, we have all real fucks, and since we can have “twisted fuck” we can rotate any fuck through any angle and we have the entire complex fuck plane.
Person 1: “fuck you!”
Person 2: “a real fuck to you to”
Would a Gordian knot be like an ouborous of fucks?
Oh, I’ve seen that video
And now a whole generation of 12 year old boys thinks that’s what normal sex is like.
Yes, OP only gets you to Q[i]
I could fuck less.
Not possible for me 🫠
If negative fucks are real, then it would be possible.
What in the flying fuck implies there must also be falling fucks, running fucks, swimming fucks, lazy fucks, and fucking fucks.
If I’m missing something here, please fucking let me know.
…static fuck?
Fucking fucks imply the existence of asexual fucks.
Mother-fucking fucks are all I can find on Pornhub these days.
Lots of fucked fucks on there, too. For unfucked fucks.
Went on vacation in NYC last year. Can confirm, was called a fucking fuck.
That fuck’s a fuck-fucking fuck, by virtue of that fuck calling the fuck that is you not merely a fuck but rather a fucking fuck. So fucked.
But were you called a pretty fuck or an ugly fuck?
I’ve been called pretty fucking ugly, sooo…
Hmmm so it may have been a compliment
‘What the ever-loving fuck’ implies that love can overcome all.
Or it implies that eternal love cannot exist or cannot exist in the presence of a never ending fuck, leading to the surprise in the statement
I fucking love science
Holy fuck
Unholy fuck.
I’ve seen that video
Both mythology fucks.
A special subset of both imaginary & irrational fucks.
Lots and lots of possible interpretations for “I don’t give a single fuck”.
Including dozens…
I don’t give a married fuck/I don’t give a widowed fuck
