Good for you. Follow your heart. Or whichever of your vital organs happens to be calling the shots at that moment.

Yes, basking in blissful ignorance

I don’t know who that is, but somehow I know if I did know, I wouldn’t like this

Oh man, if my kids start fact-checking I’ll have a lit of explaining to do.

I feel like I did when Bill Bailey was on an episode of Dr Who. This was made just for me.

Ha, relatable!

Captain destroy the planet

Don’t make me bring back Gates Mcfadden. I will turn this star ship around!

Its object oriented programming. The object is to get investors $$$

“Jiggle physics is the real science. Everything else is stamp collecting.” - Einstein maybe

They will get their revenge

Yes, blue shirt has a problem with making phone calls, but yellow shirt also has a problem with not leaving blue shirt alone to hide in their little safety zone!

This reminds me of the scene in Better Call Saul where Mike interviews contractors for their construction project. He rejects everyone that says they can do it and hires the guy that tells him it’s impossible.

Sure, sure, but how far can she throw a ball?

Yeah let’s celebrate how fast she can run. Obviously that’s the most important thing. /s

Does the brain belong to Vince McMahon?

This better not awaken something in me

All Shreks aside, this man looks singularly responsible for the epidemic of skinny jeans.

Died to the very first goomba. Have been getting my revenge ever since.

My neural pathways have become accustomed to your sensory input patterns.