Justin Beaver
Omg. It’s the Beavles!
Rooftop concert!!!
Don’t mention “the incident”!
The one from Beavers and Butthead?
Bieber is German for beaver. Finally someone made the connection.
Anything but metric!
“Bi(e)ber” is German for “Beaver”
Does justin bieber vary in height so much that they had to specify using his ‘average height’?
People vary in height throughout the day due to spine compression. You are at the tallest in the morning before your spine has had time to compress. Adults get shorter as they age largely due to the same phenomenon taking place over many years.
But I think that says “average human” and not “average height”.
Bóbr kurwa!
THAT is a kurwing bober
Bieber for scale
Next the beavers will be saying that they’re bigger than Jesus Christ.
Am I the only one confused because the beaver is clearly shorter than the Bieber?
Bigger != taller explicitly
which one did Winona have?
This reads like a No Such Thing As A Fish fact
They were going to say “bigger than Jesus” but it was deemed too controversial.
Bigger than wrestling!
Thank god they didn’t use metric, I wouldn’t have understood
This one’s actually funny though, Bieber is beaver in German
Tired metric joke
And we’ll stop doing it when the Americans catch up. It’s for their own good.
Bigger than Bieber, the old beaver brushed the broken lever while brandishing a bloody cleaver
