Just a guy on the internet, totally a human and not an alien, if that’s what you were wondering.

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Cake day: June 20th, 2023

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  • Jim@lemm.eetoMemes@lemmy.mlFox news
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    1 year ago

    It is called ‘boofing’ and the number of people that do it is more than 0. Because of how the body absorbs substances that way, people can get a stronger effect than consuming them orally.








  • Jim@lemm.eetoMemes@lemmy.mlthe whole fediverse is wholesome ❤
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    1 year ago

    What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over Lemmy I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.




  • Jim@lemm.eetoMemes@lemmy.mlMew
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    1 year ago

    Me at the store: I’m not buying Go-Gurts, they’re too expensive compared to regular yogurt.

    Also, me at the store: Wait, they have tiny Go-Gurts made just for cats? I’ll take 6






  • Jim@lemm.eetoMemes@lemmy.mlI like the web app more.
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    1 year ago

    Fwiw, I’ve been using the free version of Sync since yesterday and still haven’t seen a single ad. But also, it’s like they just aren’t live yet because I do see an occasional empty box with “sponsored content” labeled in the center.