Do not take worm bile if you are allergic to worm bile.
Definitely to be on the next iteration of this meme.
Sixe effects of taking worm bile may include but are not limited to; nausea, lightheadedness, sweats, blackouts, intestinal blockage, merging the memories of all Reverend Mothers before you with your own, lovers wiping their tears in your unconcious mouth.
The worm bile has caused me to have a throbbing erection for the past 6 hours. Is this normal?
There was a post about an older dude that went camping with his girlfriend and popped an ol’ blue to get freaky. They wrapped up and fell asleep, but the dude woke up 4 hours in excruciating pain - his erection had never gone down. They rushed down the mountain to the hospital, another two hours later… ER docs told him it was too late, amputation time.
So it’s always a good idea to stay awake long enough to flush the pipes with a good piss to avoid a uti, the story just reinforced that notion for me about 1000% more.
Why… Would you amputate?
gangrene, it literally starts rotting
dicks get hard by trapping blood
6 hours? That’s not a very long time for worm bile. You may want to consult a doctor.
Day 78: Turns out my acolytes wrote rude jukes all over my face while I was passed out from drinking worm bile. I’ve been walking around like this for WEEKS and nobody dared tell me?! Next time the smuggler caravan comes by, I’m getting a wardrobe mirror installed.
May cause visions, ancestral possession, the ennui brought on by the relentless deterministic passage of time, and the massacre of billions via trans-galactic jihad. Do not mix with alcohol.
Do not taunt worm bile.
Do not ignore the worm bile.
Paul you have to change your name and drink this blue stuff for girls or the freemen won’t respect you. Have you been keeping up with voice training?
That’s worm bile? I thought it was Cerveza Cristal.
Blue Curaçao and sprite
Cerveza Cristal!
Now they tell me!
Drink the worm piss
