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I bet OP won’t pin my comment
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Charlie says my music is better!
Not even first. Lol
But this was the other comment I was looking for that’s absolutely a waste of space.
NOOOO! I’m first.
Most yt comments are mildly infuriating and bring nothing to the table.
I almost wrote this post that way but decided that was too general, but you’re right of course.
I love scrolling through the nuthouse that is YouTube comments, it’s always so unhinged.
It’s the year 1.7×10106. The heat death of the universe is imminent. Still listening to this banger. Modern music sucks - I was born in the wrong generation. Like if you agree.
The “born at the wrong time” is such a lame comment and I see it a lot on good old music posts. Do they not understand they live in a time where they can listen to the old music AND the new stuff? Good chance if they lived in that last generation they would have been complaining about how all the Smashing Pumpkins or Pink Floyd stuff is awful and wish they’d been jamming out with Gershwin.
Also, the music from the past we listen to now is only the best of the best of what the 90s or whatever had to offer. There was just as much bad music then, but that is long forgotten. What remains are just the absolute bangers. As a kid I wanted to find some more music similar to the Beatles, and decided the easiest way was to look at the charts from the mid to late 60s and listen to that. Most of it was atrocious.
best of what the 90s or whatever had to offer.
Yo, you best stop talking about my 90s music like it’s old. Save that for the 70s and earlier music. You know the stuff that happened before I was born.
sorry :)
I feel like you’re taking a shot at Fun Boy Three.
For more on the above phenomenon, watch the movie Midnight In Paris.
When I was a kid I loved listening to Jimi Hendrix. a lot. I listened to everything I could. For a while I wondered what it must have been like to see Jimi play Monterey. Then I discovered Prince. It turns out I loved Prince even more than I ever loved Jimi Hendrix. It also turns out comparing the two isn’t really fair.
And the weird thing is this was a comment on a Lawrence Welk song.
Who’s reading this post in 1895? Because I accidentally dropped my phone while time traveling.
My AI girlfriend just dictated your post me to in 2049
All the best food is penis shaped. Hot dogs, popsicles, dicktaters.
Who’s reading this in 2024?!
I’m reading this in 2025 /s
Checking in from 2026!
Stephen Hawking is going to be devastated when he finds out you dicks didn’t want to go to his party.
Now someone will really comment on it in 10 years and I will receive notification
Greetings from 1910.
Who ys watchyng this yn the year of oure lord sixteen forty?
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First
I hate those comments… I can’t say they’re the most useless garbage out there, but they’re damned close.
who else reading this comment in 2024???
Me! Omg how crazy
“first”
This.
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Lol
Laughing out loud!
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Inb4 pun thread
Who’s still utilizing YouTube comments in 2024???
utilizing
This is an added bonus. When people use the big words for no reason (or rhyme, dawg), I can only hear it in a Mike Tyson lithp.
Utilizing is a big word for you?
“utilithing”
Utili-tizing (i’ve heard this word spoken more than once and I’m still recovering)
Who’s reading this Lemmy post in 2025?
Not me. I’m reading this Lemmy post in browser.
1920x1200 still.
I just assume these are all from twelve year olds.
Who hates YouTube comments???
Updoots to the left
On this video, there were two more asking the same question.
Solution (for a lot of the Internet): https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/shut-up-comment-blocker/
I used to use an addon that would replace YouTube comments with the Reddit comments if the video had been posted there at some point. It was better, but not by much.
HEY, THAT’S ME!! I’M LISTENING TO THIS IN 2024!!! How did they know??? Holy shit!! Like like like!!
Prolly bots right? I really don’t think there are so many actual people in the world who think about commenting that.
I bet 50 these comments will disappear when LLMs become cheap af to run en masse so bots can be more realistic and varied.
50
why not 5000? I think we may be in for a spot of trouble.
If it was a small artist this would make sense. Imagine an artist with less then 1000 views on YouTube. It might be interesting to see if they have any superfans still listening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V2VfWYgN18
My favorite example at the moment, 10y/o Youtube gold with less than 3000 views. One of those comments from 2021
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://www.piped.video/watch?v=5V2VfWYgN18
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
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It was the Pet Shop Boys
I always assumed the majority of these were bots for MarTech companies testing for engagement.
Mind you, I assume 90% of YouTube comments are these days.
