I am sure that’s true, but it’s what I could afford to invest in for the time being, but I also doubt it will work for long. And there’s really not much China could get out of me what with me being poor.

Also, there might be upsides.

Hey, maybe if the CCP takes control of my house they can figure out a way to stop my heat pump from freezing over every winter.

I could see that, but being able to make the light strobe when she still refuses to get up gives it an advantage.

I want to be as annoying as possible until she agrees to get a damn alarm clock.

Thanks. That agrees with everything I read. Unfortunately they’re twice the price. But when this cheap Chinese crap inevitably conks out in six months, I’ll hopefully be able to afford the investment in the Hue bulbs.

The 5-time power toggle seems really sensitive too. You have to do it within a window that’s not too long and not too short.

That would be cool, but no. That would probably result in far fewer fires.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_heater

Well then we’re back to not voting. Which you said not to do. You don’t seem to have thought this through.

Okay, so you think Hoosiers should vote for Oliver, the Libertarian? Because that’s the only other option.

Okay then, who should Hoosiers vote for? You said no one should vote for Harris.

That leaves Trump, Oliver and Kennedy.

Which of those three should no one vote for as well? Let’s do a process of elimination here and take it step by step.

I assume Kennedy is not an option here since he dropped out already, but he’s still on the ballot. Obviously, that’s essentially not voting and you’re suggesting that not voting is not a good choice.

So, that leaves Trump, the Republican and Oliver, the Libertarian.

Should no one vote for Trump?

What does not voting at all achieve?

You do want to keep octopuses in jars because they’re dicks who fuck up the ocean for the rest of us.

And don’t get me started on those fucking cuttlefish.

No, but the stands are. Which is what he was complaining about. The height of the stand. And a microphone stand is ridiculously easy to adjust, but instead of just doing it, he decided to pretend to blow a roadie? I still don’t get it.

I’ve been told for months now by people like yourself that no one should vote for Biden and then for Harris.

Now it’s suddenly “it’s up to you?”

I honestly don’t know how else to interpret that.

Trump also complained about the low height of microphone stands at his events and showed how he would work around such issues, bobbing his head up and down in … an imitation of oral sex.

So… he gets around such issues by blowing the roadies?

Don’t let crazy stick its dick in you.

My ballot had 3 options: Kamala Harris, Donald Trump and Robert Kennedy, Jr.

Write-ins are not allowed in Indiana.

Who should I have voted for?

I keep getting those sort of emails for jobs I have absolutely no qualifications for. Usually something in the finance or healthcare industry.

Every bass player I know (3) think he’s a genius.

Ah, gotcha. I’m not a true fan, I just like the music.

I cannot disagree more with your second sentence. Les Claypool is a genius.

Edit: TIL.