• jaybone@lemmy.world
    12·
    10 months ago

    Suddenly he woke from napping,

    Walked across my chamber tapping,

    Hopped upon my knees to purr,

    Can I has cheeseburger?

    • voodooattack@lemmy.world
      3·
      10 months ago

      To window sill, and down he jumped,

      I watched in awe, his awesome stunt,

      He looked me down, and suddenly spoke:

      “I might be a pussy, but you’re a big cunt!”