• helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    what did I just read? That woman needs to dump that boy. That boy needs reeducation on basic cleaning.

    This gives the same vibes as “I don’t wash my privates because it’s gay”.

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      This happened to me irl. My cousin said he doesn’t wash his asshole in the shower cus of this. Ignoring the glaring bs, me and my other cousin just told him “wash yah ayse”

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      “I don’t wash my privates because it’s gay“.

      Well, it’s literally balls touching so…

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      Still not as bad as the guy that didn’t clean his ass and his gaming chair smelled so bad his girlfriend was begging him to clean it.

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      what did I just read? That woman needs to dump that boy. That boy needs reeducation on basic cleaning.

      This gives the same vibes as “I don’t wash my privates because it’s gay”.

      Ok but why didn’t you mention those sweet airplanes?

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        11 months ago

        Why did you quote the entire comment?

        Also I thought about mentioning the airplanes, but couldn’t think of any good puns to fit in. Looking at the other comments, they’re better at it than me, go read those instead.

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          I quoted the entire comment because sometimes the context of responses get lost the further down the comment chain they are.

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      Yeah, touching your cock is gay. When I pee, I just fling my dick around with the gyration from my hips so I don’t touch my dick, otherwise my roommate will come over me in the bathroom and start screaming “GAYYYYYYYY”. I can not stand the shame I will feel, the looks from neighbors. My peers will look me in the eyes I will see it in their eyes, their disapproval. Rainbows will rain from the sky and the ground will cry blood because I am gay. That’s why I will never ever ever tough my dick, worst case is the shower, I use chopsticks when I need to clean it. When I walk, I walk with my hands behind my back so I can keep a safe distance from my dick and have an object between them.

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    I dont wanna know how much greasy, oily mess comes out of the aft end of an M28 but it needs to be hosed down, not wiped.

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    literally me. one time my english teacher used “A10” as an example for a highway and i said “thats a plane” so she used “B52” as another example and i said “thats also a plane.”

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    Diarrhea is a difficult word to spell on a good day, and this chick chose the most insanely difficult way to spell it and still nailed it. Nice!