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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 10 months ago

I am a shit machine.

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I am a shit machine.

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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 10 months ago
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    Sorry, but we already automated that job

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      I don’t do anything, just feed it food and poop comes out the other end

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      Oh no we’ve been made redundant

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    Classic shitpost.

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    Neil Tobin (Irish comedian) once said, “An Irishman is a complicated mechanism for turning Guinness into piss.”

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    Objectively true

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    The ass can produce 3 of the (common) 4 states of matter.

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    The best compliment for a cook is to turn everything they make into shit.

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    Mostly CO2

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    liquid poop!

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    accurate

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