That’s how Big Floppy has tricked us into buying more floppies.

Sheep: 🐑

Sheared Sheep: 🐑

Nature’s Frying Pan

By this logic I can finally add pizza to my salad!

Lotion, as in it puts it on it’s skin or it gets the hose again?

Abort

tryAgain

Fail

I had to specifically mute all of my notifications because I couldn’t find out what app was causing them and it was driving me nuts. Steps below for a Pixel phone if anyone is interested in how to mute notifications without having to go into vibrate mode.

For a Pixel 7 phone:

Settings -> Sound & Vibration -> Default notification sound -> My Sounds -> None

To steal a joke from Seth Meyers,

88 is better than 69 because you get 8 twice.

I found this to be interesting. The word (and concept) of a virus predates its actual discovery by over 500 years.

The English word “virus” comes from the Latin vīrus, which refers to poison and other noxious liquids. Vīrus comes from the same Indo-European root as Sanskrit viṣa, Avestan vīša, and Ancient Greek ἰός (iós), which all mean “poison”. The first attested use of “virus” in English appeared in 1398 in John Trevisa’s translation of Bartholomeus Anglicus’s De Proprietatibus Rerum. Virulent, from Latin virulentus (‘poisonous’), dates to c. 1400. A meaning of ‘agent that causes infectious disease’ is first recorded in 1728, long before the discovery of viruses by Dmitri Ivanovsky in 1892.

Being here is good if you’re in a boss fight and you need to eat entire wheels of cheese to restore HP.

As you might imagine, all this snapshot recording comes at a hardware penalty. To use Recall, users will need to purchase one of the new “Copilot Plus PCs” powered by Qualcomm’s Snapdragon X Elite chips, which include the necessary neural processing unit (NPU). There are also minimum storage requirements for running Recall, with a minimum of 256GB of hard drive space and 50GB of available space. The default allocation for Recall on a 256GB device is 25GB, which can store approximately three months of snapshots. Users can adjust the allocation in their PC settings, with old snapshots being deleted once the allocated storage is full.

Oh no my computer doesn’t meet the hardware requirements whatever shall I do

I would have hoped that before putting this implant in the guy’s brain that they had a plan for what to do in this situation. Like coming up with a method to potentially reseat the retreated “threads” it without invasive surgery. Especially if this it’s a recurring issue.

There are 18 discs though what do I do

A true Anthropological Adonis.

It sounds like it’s time for Infrastructure Week™

So AI = E - mc²?

That’s some crazy physics right there.

Nobody expects the Spanish language inquisition.

RIP EU 🇪🇺

Is this why Waze would sometimes just terminate by itself when not at as the active window? It’s annoying when it happens when I’m driving and have an audiobook or Spotify up and my GPS app decides to suddenly stop without even saying it terminated.

Orgy