ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to politics @lemmy.world · 1 month agoTrump's Closing Pitch to Voters: I Will Let You Die If You Don't Bow to My Demandswww.rollingstone.comexternal-linkmessage-square121fedilinkarrow-up1541
arrow-up1541external-linkTrump's Closing Pitch to Voters: I Will Let You Die If You Don't Bow to My Demandswww.rollingstone.comZeroCool@slrpnk.net to politics @lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square121fedilink
minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoAre you in a Beastie Boys cover band?
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoThat checks out, I guess we can spare this one from the lox up.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoWhat was this detainment about, then? Get me my lawyer! You’re just trying to schmear my good name!
minus-squareALQ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoI don’t have any good puns; I just want some lox’n’bagels and this seems the place to get them.
Are you in a Beastie Boys cover band?
I’m Jewish, so… Yes, officer?
That checks out, I guess we can spare this one from the lox up.
What was this detainment about, then? Get me my lawyer! You’re just trying to schmear my good name!
I don’t have any good puns; I just want some lox’n’bagels and this seems the place to get them.