If it were playing, because it’s- it’s famous for its sustain

Y’know how there are rat snakes? Well, this piece of shit fucks snake rats

Oh, yeah. My bad. Ken Paxton is a snake rat-fucking piece of shit

It’s always a great day to punch a Nazi!

They should prank some other scientist by asking them to image it under a SEM

Pardon my french, but I hate this guy

That sounds like some deep state antifa talk. You probably use dark money to build your space lasers! QUIT SENDING HURRICANES THAT WON’T HURT ANYONE TO KILL EVERYONE WHERE CLIMATE CHANGE ISN’T REAL!!!

If you listen to their emotion instead of their words, it starts to make a lot more sense. Kinda like watching your Sims have a conversation and then randomly kiss or slap each other.

The Republican’s campaign on Thursday filed a Federal Election Commission complaint accusing The Washington Post of making “Illegal Corporate In-Kind Contributions” to Harris.

The campaign based its accusation on a Semafor report which said that the Post, as part of a ramped-up paid advertising campaign on social media, highlighted numerous articles critical of Trump versus more neutral coverage of the Democratic nominee.

The FEC complaint alleges that Semafor’s report indicates that the Post “is conducting a dark money corporate campaign in opposition to President Donald J. Trump.”

Adolf Hitler comes back from the dead, sues media outlets in zombie court for calling him “literally Hitler”

I don’t see what’s so difficult to understand. If you can’t retire at 60, try again at 90. At 120, you really should consider an alternative. If you have to wait until 150, retirement will likely be a lower-priority issue. \s

I wrote this quickly while going on the toilet. Just thought I’d share.

$7K a year ago

Boner pills

Oh yeah? Then why am I always angry at everyone all the time?!

Boom. Scienced!

\s

I see he’s taking a page from Alex Jones’s bible.

Anyway, what are the chances that someone’s going to come forward that Carlson assaulted them and they fought back? Just asking questions.

Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew

Hey! How 'bout you try building a better website when you simply don’t give a fuck about anything other than profits and traffic.

I know that he gets a bad rap for being an anti-vaxxer, but follow me on this TOTALLY reasonable logic:

• Vaccines were originally made from cowpox in cows, hence the Latin cow root
• Vaccines were first tested on random neighborhood kids
• Anti-vaxxers claim they’re keeping kids safe
• As a child, RFKJ spent much of his time hanging out in cow carcass piles
• RFKJ has (barely) survived so far

Obviously RFKJ is the perfect candidate for Secretary of Health. Vote for RFKJ! Vote for cow carcass piles for every child!

\s, just in casies

Who woulda thought that Elon’s PAC would have such unrealistic quotas akin to N. Korea’s poopie laws. I bet the problem is communism. Vote for Trump so that billionaires like Elon can protect the masses from communism by… distributing his ill-gotten gains indiscriminately. Huh…

What about my mom???

Eh, I’m fine with the absence of a sky-wizard