At this point they’re just gerrymandering the pizza
Maybe they tried to have each piece contain 5 slices, but gave up halfway through
The should make one big pepperoni that fits the pizza. No more pepperoni pizza issues.
But then you still need to cut the pepperoni tho
I disagree. It just makes cutting easier. One pepperoni per piece. It’s all one piece.
this was my thought as well. I imagine they probably intentionally did it like that just to be infuriating.
Right?!?! What kind of decision making went on here
Fucking gerrymandering
This reminds me of staying overnight at a friend’s house when I was a kid, and discovering a slightly sinister family habit, like cutting pizza with scissors or everyone drinking hot tea with dinner
I cut my pizza with kitchen scissors. My knives aren’t sharp enough and I don’t have to transfer it to a cutting board. And drinking warm water with a meal aids in digestion :D but I don’t do that lol
It’s that small moment when you realise other people do things differently.
I remember being a bit horrified with the amount of handling that goes on with pizza+scissors. Guess I was considered one of the family…
lmao my family and i do both of those things
No judgement here :D
I’ve been to pizzarias in Italy that cut with scissors…
And what’s wrong with hot tea with dinner?
Hey, my first repost on lemmy! This is shamelessly lifted from r/pizza crimes a few weeks ago. And the top comment there was about gerrymandering too! This is a big moment for me, I think I’m officially a lemmian.
Current preferred term is “Lemming”.
Dang so obvious how did I miss that?
Lemming is kind of derogatory though no? Like someone who will follow the group think and do whatever the hive says - oh ok nm yeah that works ;)
Cutting a pepperoni pizza is always a lose-lose situation
I’m okay with it.
Bless it’s heart
Simultaneously OCD trigger and OCD in action
Oh great the reposts begin…
Hey, someone needs to deliver content… it’s not like I have anything original to offer 🙃
I agree, 70% of Reddit memes, pics, etc are stolen anyways. I don’t see a reason we couldn’t steal some of it to boost our content.
Actually better to do it, before the good contents are lost in Redd** forever
Necessary evil.
This is madness! 😂
If you look closely the salami pieces are cut the same way. This is a pizza fractal!
32 pepperoni pieces, divided into 8 slices. Is it just me or is it even more infuriating that those slices are not evenly sized?
I cannot fathom why they did not do what normal people do and rearrange the pepperoni prior to putting it in the oven.
Whoever did this is a mad genius!
Sharding pizza.
