There’s not a chance in hell Trump lets anything near his ass. He’d consider it too weak and submissive. Besides… What if he actually liked it? 😱
With his garbage diet, that asshole is greasier than a used-car-salesman slathered in lard ice-skating on a Teflon rink. The first time he shit his Depends (like he apparently did during his debate with Biden) any plug would have launched itself out of his asshole so fast he’d have Butler PA flashbacks.
In case you don’t actually know, it’s a joke/reference to a chess scandal where Hans Niemann was accused of cheating (by using a vibrating butt plug) in a game against Magnus Carlson
Unfortunately it looks like the original reports have been taken down (likely due to government censorship, if you ask my opinion) https://sh.itjust.works/comment/13855770
I would be astounded if Trump has never paid for the services of a Dom.
Hey, easy installation is a plus! I’m sure they’d use duct tape to keep it in place… err… gorilla glue might be more up to the task.
It’s been credibly pointed out elsewhere that Trump pulled a Hans Neimann:
So I assume this is just projection.
“Credible” according to who?
There’s not a chance in hell Trump lets anything near his ass. He’d consider it too weak and submissive. Besides… What if he actually liked it? 😱
With his garbage diet, that asshole is greasier than a used-car-salesman slathered in lard ice-skating on a Teflon rink. The first time he shit his Depends (like he apparently did during his debate with Biden) any plug would have launched itself out of his asshole so fast he’d have Butler PA flashbacks.
In case you don’t actually know, it’s a joke/reference to a chess scandal where Hans Niemann was accused of cheating (by using a vibrating butt plug) in a game against Magnus Carlson
I had forgotten and the joke was almost lost on me, thanks!
He wears his butt plugs like a reverse chastity belt. Where someone people wear strapons, he wears strapins.
He forgot about it though and wondered about that tingling. That explains his stupid face all the time.