“Shouldn’t the Republican Party be reimbursed for fraud," the former president wrote on Truth Social.
  • TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    Hold the debate anyway, and if he doesn’t show up, replace him with a cardboard cutout with a recording of his greatest hits:

    Sharks vs. Batteries

    My Uncle The Nuclear Scientist

    Inject Bleach

    Shine a UV Light Inside the Body

    Hannibal Lector is Awesome

    • crystalmerchant@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      Lmao wtf is Sharks vs Batteries

      I swear every day there’s some new nugget with this guy. The firehose is so big it’s impossible to keep up

      • cheers_queers@lemm.eeEnglish
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        4 months ago

        well, you see, electric powered boats are extremely dangerous, because if they capsize, you have to choose whether to stay near the boat and get electrocuted, or swim 10 feet away toward a hungry shark. there are no other options, you see.

        lol i wish i was joking