MicroWave@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoDonald Trump Lays Groundwork To Dodge Or Change Rules Of The Next Debatewww.huffpost.comexternal-linkmessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up10
arrow-up10external-linkDonald Trump Lays Groundwork To Dodge Or Change Rules Of The Next Debatewww.huffpost.comMicroWave@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square3fedilink
minus-squareTransplantedSconie@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoHold the debate anyway, and if he doesn’t show up, replace him with a cardboard cutout with a recording of his greatest hits: Sharks vs. Batteries My Uncle The Nuclear Scientist Inject Bleach Shine a UV Light Inside the Body Hannibal Lector is Awesome
minus-squarecrystalmerchant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoLmao wtf is Sharks vs Batteries I swear every day there’s some new nugget with this guy. The firehose is so big it’s impossible to keep up
minus-squarecheers_queers@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agowell, you see, electric powered boats are extremely dangerous, because if they capsize, you have to choose whether to stay near the boat and get electrocuted, or swim 10 feet away toward a hungry shark. there are no other options, you see. lol i wish i was joking
Hold the debate anyway, and if he doesn’t show up, replace him with a cardboard cutout with a recording of his greatest hits:
Sharks vs. Batteries
My Uncle The Nuclear Scientist
Inject Bleach
Shine a UV Light Inside the Body
Hannibal Lector is Awesome
Lmao wtf is Sharks vs Batteries
I swear every day there’s some new nugget with this guy. The firehose is so big it’s impossible to keep up
well, you see, electric powered boats are extremely dangerous, because if they capsize, you have to choose whether to stay near the boat and get electrocuted, or swim 10 feet away toward a hungry shark. there are no other options, you see.
lol i wish i was joking