Spykee

Change of plan.
I am now schooled on preferring positive physical greetings.
But I appreciate your input.

I am average!

Hmmm…
Hmmmmmm…
Yeah, i can see what you mean.
Okay. I take that comment back.
I will consider Grindr.

@[email protected] , meet @[email protected].…
dude’s airing your dirty laundry in public.
I’m more than happy to replace him in your country. I’ll blend in ‘swimming-costume-wearing-at-lunch’ in no time.

How small does the friendship need to be for me to casually smooch all the pretty members of your society?

So you get naked for using the sauna in your home?
You sluts!

First of all,
You fuckers need to bring out your own dictionary.
Budgie smugglers? I thought that’s Australian for Gum Boots. Turns out, it kinda is actually, but for your Johnson & co.
Secondly, When wearing a thong (the real sexy kind) in a grocery store becomes a norm in your part of planet, I’m moving there permanently.
Third,
Lunch\Cafe in your beachwear?
Bro, you should’ve started with this.
Imma land there now.

Yooooo…
Looks a lot like my own purple mushroom!

:(

We don’t mention either of those here.

My side-chick.

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Fuck.
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Dick.
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Cunt.

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Take some bloody notes, Michelangelo di Lodovico!
Quit drawing titties & dicks & learn some art…and bring that boy Leonardo so that he learns something as well.
Kids these days!

???
Yo, what fucking timeline is this?
Fucker Carlson saying something sensible?
The bile-stain looking, blood sucking, bratty dickward Fucker fucking Carlson?
Where’s my Aspirin?

I also boobs.
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Additionally, I also for legal reasons & to avoid being banished by all communities, will provide no further context.

Super easy.
You need a couple of instant noodles packs & gorilla glue.

Goth latinas.
You were about to search for Goth Latinas.

You’re my Messiah, for I have found a path.