They are cool friendly predators, but my cat is a bigger one.

Have you ever seen a real roadrunner?

We still have monuments donated by Fascist Italy standing in Chicago.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ha7HAG6jVqc

What about the hammerhead shark guys who looked like bebop and rocksteady?

Am I imagining them?

3-5 business days is the time it takes your bank to return your money to you, per your cardholder agreement.

Vim makes it easy to edit text in complicated ways, once you’ve learned it.

Vim is not easy to learn nor intuitive.

It is simple and compounding.

You might not ever edit enough text to ever need to learn a new skillset to edit text. If that’s the case, use nano.

But if you do find yourself editing a lot of text, consider trying vimtutor.

It takes 20 minutes and you’ll be proficient enough to match nano’s efficiency ceiling.

Without birtherism Trump never runs in 2016.

Lmao when you get roaches.

Carls Jr Microsoft Windows. Fuck you, I’m eating!

Current thought is that mitochondria were smaller lifeforms first “absorbed” by larger more complex cell (alternatively: the mitochondria “hijacked” the larger cell) and live in symbiosis.

Sounds weird, but also, we have more bacteria living in and on our bodies than we have cells with “our own” DNA.

Makes you wonder where we each really start and stop.

Start the year on March 1st like it used to be?

He might mean old-growth forest.

Everything in America except building trades has transitioned to metric already.

Even our imperial units are defined in metric.

But… PLEASE don’t tell our citizens. It will all be fine as long as we don’t tell them!

Yes, but it’s almost certainly a multitude less electricity than bitcoin.

Died with Layne Staley

You haven’t lived until some needs a knife to open something on christmas and 5 of the 6 adult males in your family are just standing there holding their pockets knives for you to choose from.

Plenty of independent coffee shops sell Lotus energy drinks for this exact reason.

To add to all this, if most of your customers are seriously there to taste their flavored syrups and milk of their favorite drink, you wouldn’t want to alter or even ruin that with unexpected, unique coffee flavors.

I know an adult care nurse, she told me “everyone wipes their ass differently and they’re all convinced their way is the only way.”