Technically I’m here because people keep getting basic shit wrong and hate it when I try to help them learn something. Now what were you saying about that liquid hot magma?
Technically I’m here because people keep getting basic shit wrong and hate it when I try to help them learn something. Now what were you saying about that liquid hot magma?
Also PRISM. Maybe the third—wait, wrong side of the array—worst.
I like draw.io for process diagrams.
Dude, Harry and Tuvok were not just friends. They just don’t show what happens off shift in some obscure corner of the lower decks.
My appreciation for this meme is fully delocalized, kind of like the electrons within the aromatic ring.
When I’m prototyping some model deployment/application/backend, I choose Ubuntu. I’ve also chosen Debian Stable before.
When te decision has been made to actually write the fucking thing for real enterprise deployment, it’s always Alpine Linux so that we have fine control over literally every aspect of the image.
I’d never recommend Alpine for any other use case, tbh.
No, you should absolutely not use it. Send it to me asap for safe disposal; I have a fully equipped facility to process it safely and thoroughly.
P(doing math/doing meth) = P(doing meth/doing math)*P(doing math)/P(doing meth)
More of the latter than the former, unfortunately. But, well Boris met his demise with his hubris so perhaps imposter syndrome saves lives.
I work in a dedicated room in my house (remote developer). During the day I don’t really need to turn the lights on—windows and a skylight. The sun sets and sometimes I really just don’t notice. My wife will come in at some point and scold me for working in the dark, claiming it’s bad for my eyes (as if staring at a screen all day isn’t already).
I actually rather enjoy that rather not-subtle marker of the passage of time and how entrancing “the zone” can be such that I fail to even notice that.
git checkout -b final_version_revised2_REALLYFINALTHISTIME
git commit -am “holy fuck I hope this really is the last edit”
git push
I figure I can probably convert about 10 kg into manure before it autoconverts into compost. Which is maybe even a worse problem.
Would you rather have 100,000 kg of tasty supreme pizza, or 200 kg of steaming manure?
Choose wisely.
Moses was Vesemir!
I’ve worked for startups too; everyone does everything all at the same time! Let the chaos reign! But it is fun in its own way.
I work for a large company now after the startup I worked for was acquired. Hierarchy, bureaucracy, layers, we’ve got it all. For worse and for better though, it allows me to focus and specialize on what I’m awesome at and furgeddaboddit (ahem! delegate) the stuff that I suck at to those who excel at those tasks.
No, this is incompetent management.
Senior engineers write enabling code/scaffolding, and review code, and mentor juniors. They also write feature code.
Lead engineers code and lead dev teams.
Principal engineers code, and talk about tech in meetings.
Senior Principal engineers, and distinguished technologists/fellows talk about tech, and maybe sometimes code.
Good managers go to meetings and shield the engineers from the stream of exec corporate bs. Infrequently they may rope any of the engineers in this chain in to explain the decisions that the engineers make along the way.
Bad managers bring engineers in to these meetings frequently.
Terrible managers make the engineering decisions and push those to the engineers.
Questioning the science that generated the science is science. See also: recursion.
The hardest weight to lift at the gym is the one you bring with you.