Involuntarily, if so.

Cancel Amazon Prime, Not the Newspaper.

He blocked them.

He really got himself some MAGA caps in all colors, but red

Thanks

It’s the cheek where he stores his sperm.

You must be pretty long, if you reach both ends of the spectrum.

Fucking A indeed!

Yes, our very God deleted my comment personally.

Trump became angry. “It doesn’t cost 60,000 bucks to bury a fucking Mexican!” He turned to his chief of staff, Mark Meadows, and issued an order: “Don’t pay it!” Later that day, he was still agitated. “Can you believe it?” he said, according to a witness. “Fucking people, trying to rip me off.”

Poor Vanessa, everything that happened to her is just horrible

For everyone: 480 minutes

For Trump: 15 minutes

And what was she wearing?

That’s the main trigger

Some get so triggered, that they force women to cover their complete body in public.

This is a picture of a pretty small electric organ, so you can imagine the immense storage capacity eels have in their tails.

Scrub Jay’s call:

Derek Peanuts

Derek Peanuts

Crow’s call:

Protect Derek

Get Peanuts

You see? My problem is not feeling seen

I just know that gravity falls, I don’t know if people also fall for that one.

I really would like to see those 43%.

Like, after years and years of Trump upping the ante in presenting himself as the biggest turd alive, there are still people that sincerely think “yeah, I’d like him as president - he represents the values i stand in for”…?

I would just like to see the people, because a minority of them will be your typical MAGA-Puppet.

“Please don’t tell anybody you sent these to me,” Putin said to Trump, according to Woodward.

“I don’t care,” Trump replied. “Fine.”

“No, no,” Putin said. “I don’t want you to tell anybody because people will get mad at you, not me. They don’t care about me.”

That was about some COVID Test Kits Trump sent to his friend, during the pandemic.

They are so considerate one of another. What a wholesome friendship.

This is fucking nuts.

I sincerely think he is not aware of that. He sits and posts like he would be talking into a room.

When someone confronts him with something he wrote, his mind must go “they weren’t even there, I’ll just deny it, it’s my word against theirs?”

Congrats!

My brain keeps fighting to not see the small letters as “yes”