Not even a he 🤣

And actually, my friends do fulfill 70% of my emotional needs and I’m pretty good at fulfilling my own needs as well. I have zero desire for a romantic relationship or connection at this point in my life.

Cute. I’m not the one who needs to date someone to be happy.

I hate that evolutionary part of me that cares about having sex/a mate so much that I actually allow myself to become depressed based on the goddamn preferences of one person.

Sounds like you don’t have friends and you expect your partner to be your only source of emotional support. You should fix that before you try to be in a romantic relationship.

A very short one. It’s technically open to everyone now!

What is Beeper/Matrix? Although I’m from the golden age of Trillian/MirandaIM 😆

Look into Beeper! It just got RCS support in its last update. Not sure if they plan on supporting Teams though.

If you’re tech savvy though, look into setting up your own Matrix server for a Teams bridge.