Him being physically incapable of understanding the taint of coercion might also explain the years’ long delay in releasing the AGPL? Interesting.

Ooh, I know this one! WoTC already did that earlier this year by putting out their own “woke criticism” press-release so that they could secretly introduce gambling as a D&D product via blind-boxes.

https://youtu.be/MtZ0fD39Zcw?&t=865

He also appears to have sold nuclear secrets to the Russians, which also sounds sort of important or something.

Fuck Ron Johnson.

Yes, I know it’s the wrong Johnson but, still, it needs to be said.

“Yeah, the load times are shit, but they aren’t shit enough to tell some intern to spend two months figuring out what’s going on.”

“What about when some nerd fixes it in a week and embarrasses us when he shows how it was caused by the addition of the shop?”

“We’ll fucking sue, that’s what.”

“What if we just paid him the bug bounty instead?”

“Fine, no need to Streisand this time, I guess.”

Rockstar being actual rockstars in their response :D

I want to see the companion program that queries the size of your number and then decides which part of the executable to mmap. It’d be so much faster and just require one or two more pieces in the analysis pipeline. We can totally set up a k8s cluster for this, right?

So the bestiality guy is the least sexually deviant person on the ticket. Got it.

Cowardice.

As if he drives himself.

The good old, “If it’s not your source, it’s not your computer.”

The budget formerly known as “the education budget.”

Assuming that being in the police doesn’t make people worse.

Oh cool, somebody signed up, they have more supporters today.

That is (was) DMOZ: the Mozilla Directory of websites, now curlie.org, after AOL shut it down in 2017.

They have a Patreon if you want to help them maintain it.

Lunatics, all of you. The correct answer is:

• Science: Blue
• English: Green
• Math: Yellow
• History: Red

In reverse order of the memorability of historical names, of course.

They’re also the thing that’s going to kill you.

It’s the carcinisation of programming languages. Everything evolves into JavaScript.

Though let’s be real, even JavaScript evolves into Lisp.

There you go, assuming the problem is worth the corporation’s time and money to bother solving. The correct answer is to not bother hiring a customer support department and telling people that they’re SOL when stuff goes wrong. The goal is to take in more money than you spend on customer support, so you spend none.

That used to be the dream: corps hired you to work on the thing they needed that you were good at. Now, though, they just want everything for free and just acquihire to reassign you to whatever makes more money.

I dunno, Folding Ideas broke down Fortnite’s monetization policies, and they’re pretty damn barbaric, particularly in how they target kids.