Wage_Slave

The mini, due to it’s small size and easy to boof design I think would make it the most cancerous of the designs.

Imagine, finally being able to boof your iphone and then the battery goes full spicy pillow and pops. And the inside of the battery is where the real cancer magic happens.

Pretty embarrassing stuff if you ask me.

Been playing since '94. Addictive? Yes!

And so much so, it’s amazing. One of my top game series of all fucking time!

Grab a biscuit cutter and pack it 'til it’s filled

It’s not even their company and just the suggestion here has their legal teams on high alert and ready.

Steve could go by Teve

“I am not here for your shit right now, but we’re working on it”

Sips coffee. hit’s joint

Should it matter?

Because every marriage starts with “I know you’re gonna fuck this up, but let’s do this”

I Get the impression you have a really narrow and extra chromosome styled view on real life situations you’ve never had to deal with, eh?

Baroque. Baroque. Baroque is on fire…

Oh dude, what you need to do is start collecting video games.

As I grew up i found myself still playing. Not wanting to stop. Looking at it from a far more mature perspective than i ever had before and thought “Fuck it, horde video games” and these days it is on the same level as those who collect comic books. Can be seen as an albeit childish hobby, but is recognized as also an investment. I mean, my collection of video games is insured for more than new sedan.

Much like dad who collected hot wheels, mom has hutch of ultra expensive china, you have your games and can explain and tell stories in much greater and entertaining details than any tin car. I mean, explain Last of us, or Hentai vs. Evil, it’s gonna be a better story than “It’s a tbird”

"r/Horny is now a “Christian Minecraft server.”

That shit is genius. Not a fan of all this mess. But it has led to new and cool places while creating some funny as hell content with the fallout.