My Vegetarian friend did this yesterday. He was the only vegetarian at the BBQ he threw.

Let the air out of their tires.

Because they share it afterwards.

I forgot to add, not fucking serious, because if you click the link it takes you to a tech death metal song.

Really should remember my fellow neurodivergents have issues when you deliver a joke deadpan.

The conspiracy that ALL birds were drones, not that they made drones out of dead birds.

This is more of a drone corpse

This would actually disprove that ‘birds aren’t real’ and points to a more sinister cabal.

Amazon, supplement stores, possibly pharmacies…

How old are you?

Because the original version was from his run for the Democratic nomination (don’t remember whether it was 2016 or 2020).

‘Flag people who are danger to self’ is an action.

They want those who are likely to commit suicide with a gun to be marked in the system for gun control.

Edit: Or they have ideas about this store The Flag People

That’s a cup holder.

Cooking suuucks. But in the end its the cheapest.

Why does that matter? I feel concerned for you OP, I mean are you lonely, do you need a hug?

Being pedantic. That’s a canoe. Kayaks are lower to the water, usually have a covered hull, and require a different style of paddle.

It reminds me of trust fund kiddies who are in their first year of polisci.

6. Remember you have tasks and there is a list around here somewhere…

Then maybe go get laser surgery, and if that’s not going to work (as is my case), put your damn glasses on.

I wear glasses constantly as my eyes are terrible. You might fishbowl a little when they are new but pain is not right and the number one sign your prescription is wrong.

Worked with a couple people over the years who straight out said they are hard to deal with. Had much less problems with them than those who said “they could work with anyone”

You don’t understand that older people might only need glasses for reading?

I use paper sheets, some of the others at my table go digital. Dry erase map for combat if it’s got a lot of enemies or terrain considerations. Between the 6 of us we have at least one copy of all books.

Very well put.