I have games on my wishlist from 2015. Almost a decade at this point.

My wishlist exists more to let Internet friends know what to get me when they feel like it.

Depending on the number of people you have to carry - Toyota. Pretty much anything Toyota.

Yes, for now, always write off Nissan CVTs.

Hell, just get a whetstone and spend a little time rubbing your cheap knives. Does fine, and is pretty much all the knife deserves.

Grandpa only boiled twice

That was a police force, not the Fed. The Police are allowed to judiciously kill within the US. The Fed is allowed to judiciously kill outside the US.

Sheesh man, learn geography. And sarcasm.

You got it all wrong. Extra judicial killings outside the US are Gucci. Inside the US you’re only allowed judicial killings and obvious ‘suicides’.

But that also means accepting when someone says “Nah, I’m good.” and leaving it at that.

Steam, Switch, GOG - I even buy it for my friends!

Sorry to Steven but with a last name like that, you gotta work to get me to trust you. If Jesus came back as a Prager, I’d be the first to sell his ass for a shekel.

It’s like, I have a 13" laptop, a 15" inch one, and two monitors at my desk with a dock… But so the my director… Actually, he doesn’t have the 13" one! Am I actually the director?

I used a Dell Thunderbolt dock to dock my Steam Deck with my third monitor at work, so when it gets slow I can play with my Dualsense I keep in the drawer at work.

It hasn’t been slow in a while but when it was, oh boy, I made some progress in my games.

What you’re saying it that we all must be careful, lest we turn into cops.

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster.

BCT is just about making you react and listen to orders in high stress situations, like when a machine gun is clacking right over your head. That does mean overriding fear responses and making you quick to react but they don’t have you stand up and drop down a hundred times because it makes you more likely to spit on the Constitution if an orange turd tells you to. Hell, I remember Obama’s inauguration a dude was running around with his official photo cheering.

I got the fat ass triceratops though.

No, I’m the opposite. Ugly in this case means what you don’t see. I’m perfectly cromulent to look at with good (enough) charisma to have been described as “terrifyingly charming” before.

I’m just an asshole with a temper in reality though… Get those from my dad, I guess. Mom gave me the looks, Dad gave me the temperament.

He wanted that suburban home after all.

Yep, edited for clarity. I’m not trying to play all of them every day but when I don’t feel like reading or thinking, I can pick up Boltgun or NFS for 30 minutes and have fun but when I’ve got the time and patience, I can hop into the bigger games.

Paper Mario and the Origami King - Partner picked up the game around launch, played up to the final boss, put it down for a few months, came back and restarted their save. Infuriating but whatever. Then, they dropped it after playing for a few days.

Finally, in need of a ‘simple’ RPG to balance out the rest of my in progress games right now (Yakuza 4, W40K Boltgun, NFS Unbound) I picked it up and am about 30% through, so I’ll probably play a bit more of that.

I don’t have ADHD and have been describing my system of organization as “Everything might be in piles but I know where things are in the piles,” and that means…