Let’s not forget he’s a rapist duck, too.
Since my last disparaging comment about the rapist mallard was magically disappeared.
I’ll be in every Trump thread reminding everyone how rapey he is.
Delete this, too. Tell me how much not like Reddit this place is.
Lots of ducks are, to be fair. It’s a weirdly rapey species.
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it is…
A beautiful swan, because it calls itself a beautiful swan. Swanism sounds like a beautiful ideology. Not everyone you disagree with is a duck! You’ve overused the word duck so much it’s lost its meaning! Also the geese killed way more people than duckists could have ever dreamed of!
Reminds me of a fun anecdote about Disney World.
Execs had found out that disgruntled workers were referring to the theme part in less than flattering ways, so they sent out an email informing everyone that “referring to Disney World as Mauswitch is grounds for termination”.
The next day, they switched to Duckau.
Sometimes, it’s a platypus.
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Donald Dump
Donald Duck
Donald “The Duck” Trump
How to pick up a duck
This made me think of Howard the Duck the movie and now I’m upset that I made the link between the two. I’m going to have to watch the movie again to clear my mind of such atrocity.
Haha! Sorry to have soiled a classic!
And if it weighs the same as a duck?
A witch hunt!
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I don’t know about you guys but this hits my uncanny valley for some reason.
