• VanillaGorilla@kbin.social
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      1 year ago

      “Use rubber chicken with woman”

      I can’t use that

      “Use magical root beer on woman”

      I don’t think she’s thirsty

      “Use Wally’s monocle on woman”

      I can’t use that


      I give up. Women are too complicated.

    • Dubious_Fart@lemmy.ml
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      Problem is I got bad stats.

      Only women that ever express interest in me are batshit fucking crazy, or abusives.

      Wish I could reroll this life.