“Use rubber chicken with woman”

I can’t use that

“Use magical root beer on woman”

I don’t think she’s thirsty

“Use Wally’s monocle on woman”

I can’t use that

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I give up. Women are too complicated.

Problem is I got bad stats.

Only women that ever express interest in me are batshit fucking crazy, or abusives.

Wish I could reroll this life.