This is just like a joke my girlfriend and I have on the subject :

Google “how to remove a splinter”

Result: “You may have cancer. Here’s the top 20 paid results regarding things that have nothing to do with your problem.

It told me I was experiencing morning sickness because I’ve been throwing up almost daily for over a month now.

I’m AMAB.

oh shit. WebMD finally fixed their symptom checker.

used to be you’d plug in headache and it’d be like…

• You have a headache
• you have a migraine.
• you have a concussion
• you have [a whole lot of scary shit that will kill you]

now it just says “we couldn’t find anything wrong with you”