Ðeıṙ aṙ a’ſ medikėl mægėtſ.
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There are also medical maggots.
Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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If you’re just gonna be mad about ð silly letters just block and move on wið your life. Raging at me about it only confirms ðat I should keep doing it.
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Saundz moṙ luık ė blendṙ ðæn dju̇ſt ė tuṙbuın.
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Sounds more like a blender than just a turbine.
Pṙſėnėlı, Uı’m moṙ fȯnd v ð egzæmpėl v Prıhiſtorik Plænet’z femboı teırosoṙz.
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Personally, I’m more fond of the example of prehistoric planet’s femboy pterosaurs.
2·1 year agoſ fılz moṙ fu̇n, æ u in uI z bikȯz, æt lıſt i hau Uı ſpık, aı fılz tu “opin” f hau Uı prėnaunſ muı uı ſaundz. Luık ſpelıŋ luıt æz “laıt” fılz ƿeı ƿuıdṙ i ð tceſt ðæn hau Uı ſeı it.
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ſ feels more fun, and u in uı is because, at least in how I speak, aı feels too “open” for how I pronounce my “I” sounds. Like spelling light as “laıt” feels way wider in the chest than how I say it.
İt’z ė hom-meıd oṙþȯgrifı f Iŋglic.
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It’s a homemade orthography for English.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GaMGjmbXCxW14cq1bvZEpmwQuf11X6_YNhcPhGSPmCM/edit?usp=drivesdk
İt’z ƿėn v ðoz “ſitı ȯ ė hil” ſentimintſ. İt u̇pſetſ bumṙz t ægnȯlidj ðæt n ė lȯt v “ekſpırimentıŋ” hæz bin gœıŋ ȯ ſinſ ð ſivil ruıts eırė.
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It’s one of those “City on a Hill” sentiments. It upsets boomers to acknowledge that not a lot of “experimenting” has veen going on since the civil rights era.
0·1 year agoİt z’n tu̇nėl vijėn. Ƿėt ðiſ mæn hæz f ſeıl z fılıŋ emboldened t yuz ð N-wṙd, æ Hz ſu̇poṙtṙz hæv con ripıtedlı ðeı aṙ ƿilıŋ t teıṙ ð wṙld t credz f ð tuınıiſt hit v ðæt cit.
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It isn’t tunnel vision. What this man has for sale is feeling emboldened to use the N-word, and his supporters have shown repeatedly they are willing to tear the world to shreds for the tiniest hit of that shit.
Þıŋk v Geıb Nuėl’z feımu̇ſ qot. “Puırėſı z’n ė kriminėl prȯblėm, it’z æn ækſeſ prȯblėm.”
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Think of Gabe Newell’s famous quote. “piracy isn’t a criminal problem, it’s an access problem.”
Æt ðiſ poınt Uı bilıv vot slækıŋ z mu̇tc ð ſeım ſoṙt v prȯblėm. Ƿ nıd t impliment ė ſiſtėm ðæt z ſ ėgreſiv ėbaut getıŋ ð ȯpṙtunitı t Y, it kæn ıvin get t litcrėlı teıkıŋ ð bælėt bȯkſ t Y.
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At this point I believe vote slacking is much thr same sort of problem. We need to implement a system that is so aggressive about getting the opportunity to you, it can even get to literally taking the ballot box to you.
Mu̇nþ lȯŋ votıŋ pırıėd, yunivṙſėl meıl in bælėt ækſeſ, evrı fruıdeı v ð votıŋ pırıėd z ė næcėnėl hȯlideı, æ polz aṙ opin 8 AM t 8 PM, kėmplıt wið BBQ æ feıṙz. Aſ, elekcėnz aṙ a foṙſ haṙmėnuızd t ð 4þ yıṙ.
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Month long voting period, universal mail in ballot access, every friday of the voting period is a national holiday, and polls are lpen 8 AM to 8 PM, complete with BBQ and fairs. Also elections are all force harmonized to the 4th year.
Mækſimu̇m ȯpṙtunitı, mækſimu̇m ėtencėn.
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Maximum opportunity, maximum attention.
Ðeıṙ z quıt ė lȯt moṙ, b ðæt’z wėt kæn bı dėn bifoṙ Ƿ ſtaṙt tȯkıŋ ėbaut implimentıŋ SÐȮR votıŋ.
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There is quite a lot more, but that’s what can be done before we start talking about implementing STAR voting.
Ðı’ṙ alredı ſelebreıtıŋ getıŋ t g mæſk ȯf ðæt Prȯdjekt 2025 z totėlı ð plæn, b cṙ budı, “egzædjṙeıcėn.”
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They’re already celebrating getting to go mask off that Project 2025 is totally the plan, but sure budy, “exaggeration.”
Ekſkyuz M f heziteıtıŋ ėbaut bııŋ frendlı ƿið pıpėl hu “diſėgrı” ðæt Uı hæv ineılıėbél hyumin ruıtſ.
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Excuse me for hesitating about being friendly with people who "disagree* that I have inaliable human rights.
İf ðiſ z’n dju̇ſt ė muıkrokȯzm v kėnſṙvėtiv pėtṙnėlizm. “Y did’n ækt greıtfᵫl inu̇f t M f letıŋ Y hæv livıŋ privlidjz, ſ nau Y kæn hæv ðem bæk ƿen Y lṙn t pleı nuıſ ƿið M æ a muı frendz hu aṙ teıkıŋ ðem frėm Y!.”
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If this isn’t just a microcosm of conservative paternalism. "You didn’t act grateful enough to me for letting you have living privileges, so now you can have them back when you learn to play nice with me and my friends who are taking them from you.
Nobėdı ƿantſ t mentcėn ðiſ bikȯz it u̇ndṙku̇tſ ðeıṙ fæntėſı ðæt moſt ėmeırikėnz aṙ ſıkrit ſocėliſtſ weıtıŋ f æn ėmeırikėn Marx t ſpaṙk revėlucėn.
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Nobody wants to mention this because it undercuts their fantasy that most americans are secret socialists waiting for an american Marx to spark revolution.
İt’z dju̇ſt ð leftƿacd vṙjėn v “Ekėnȯmik Eıŋgzuyitı”
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It’s just the leftwashed version of “Economic Anxiety”
Æn elektorėl kȯlidj.
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An electoral college.
2·1 year agoſ z ð onlı ƿėn frėm ėnėðṙ djṙmænik leıŋgwidj, æ İURK, it hæz bin Yuzd i Iŋglic.
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ſ is the only one from another germanic language, and IIRC, it has been used in English.
Ð ſtu̇dı ƿėz t ſı ƿėt tuımfreım Shakespeare kᵫd huıpėþetikėlı imṙdj ovṙ. Ð rizu̇ltſ ſu̇djeſt ðæt enı givin mu̇nkı ƿᵫd nıd ė greıtṙ ėmaunt v tuım ðæn ðeıṙ ƿᵫd bı u̇ntil hıt deþ t prėduſ ıvin ė rekėgnuızėbėl ėmaunt v Shakespeare.
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The study was to see what timeframe shakespeare could hypothetical emerge over. The results suggest that any given monkey would need a greater amount of time than there would be until heat death to produce ecen a recognizeable amount of Shakespeare.
Eıŋtcint Siþıėnz a-ſ hæd ƿimin æz worıyṙz. T inu̇f v æn ekſtent ðæt ðı muıt bı ð beıſiſ f ð Æmėzȯn worıyṙz v ledjend.
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Ancient Scythians also had women as warriors. To enough of an extent that they might be the basis for the Amazon warriors of legend.
It’s borrowed from Shavian’s idea of short handing certain grammar words. Were I a bolder man I’d be doing ð same for for, but, and, not, so, to, and oðers, along wið a host of orþographic reforms.
Personally I prefer Equus Caballus
Ð scientific name for Horse is just a fancier way of saying “horse horse”
Humanity is not often an especially creative race
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