Don’t go powering people’s dogs without getting an okay from owner. You don’t know how friendly or skittish the dog is.

I am absolutely terrible at remembering people’s names, even mere seconds after meeting them and introducing ourselves

But I most certainly remember their dog’s name and will refer to them as “dog-name’s human.”

Speak for yourself, I wanna know the dog’s name, their breed, how old they are, and their favourite treats, and the owner has to talk for me to learn that info. Also, you know, asking permission to pet first is important.

Dude… Don’t interact with a dog without the owner’s consent.

That’s very bad behavior. Bad human!