I’m offended I found this post in neither /c/zelda nor in /c/quackers .

Zelduck

Oh thanks old man, that is really very nice. I can always count on you for help and friendly advice.

Though I’ve never seen a sword, quite that shape or size…Oh god that’s not a sword, it’s your duck in disguise.

Ducking Ducktacular.

So round and smooth

That weapon is way overpowered.