• ruffsl@programming.dev
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        1 year ago

        Could go the other way though. Ask them nicely if they’d be willing to free up their heap of inventory, and if they return you a cart overflow, you know you’ve stumbled upon the ultimate zero day coupon.

    • Spaceape@lemmy.nrsk.no
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      1 year ago

      I give money to cashier, change comes out of coin dispenser. I say “Looks like I won again!”, cashier dies a little inside.

      Every time.

      • Malfeasant@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Long long ago in a callcenter not too far away, I made a guy choke on his drink. As required, I asked if there was anything else he needed before I ended the call, to which he replied “the winning lottery numbers?” I said “if I had those, I wouldn’t be talking to you.”