Carcinisation strikes again.
I just love this word. It has a great claw-feel.
It’s perfectly cromulent.
Reject humanity. Return to crab
Move forward to crab
C R A B
C R A B
Nonono, sideways
Why not Zoidburg?
Zoidberg*
You called?
As if this wasn’t posted by Zoidburg!
Graw? 🦞
Overall sand repellent crotch.
Nose flaps.
Nictitating membrane(s). Heck that solves lots of issues.
It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
But do you hate it?
Ok ok crabs are superior we get it .
Sand repellant anus certainly is a new image for me.
New band name
Also crab legs so you can scuttle.
Crispr, I am just saying… (as the meme suggests, this is all totally fine, certainly no issues foreseen here, especially if I squeeze my eyes shut really tight!:-P)
Also the ability to burrow under the sand for protection from predators and the elements.
Why just sand resistant anus? There are creatures with sand resistant eye lashes too. I thought anuses already were sand resistant tbh.
You know you can just steal the post, no one here cares who tweeted it in 2018.